Sinewyarmed hero

Parody. "The figure seated on a large boulder at the foot of a round tower...tranquilising blows of a mighty cudgel rudely fashioned out of paleolithic stone": these two paragraphs depict the Citizen as if he were one of the ancient heroes of Celtic legend, perhaps the great Cú Chulainn himself. Gigantism reigns unchecked in the mythic comparison, in the Polyphemus-like size of the man, in his exceptional physical endowments, in his admirably Irish nature, in the stringing together of compound adjectives to characterize him, in the vast array of people seen carved on stones at his waist, and in the way this list of heroes swells beyond all bounds, threatening to swallow the entire world. It is, of course, all pure hokum.

John Hunt 2025


Illustration in Eleanor Smith's The Boys' Cuchulain (1904). Source: Wikimedia Commons.


Cuchulain in Battle, illustration by Joseph Christian Leyencker in T. W. Rolleston's Myths and Legends of the Celtic Race (1911). Source: Wikimedia Commons.


2009 photograph of the Glendalough tower by Superbass. Source: Wikimedia Commons.


The Death of Cú Chulainn, ink on paper painting by contemporary artist Ronan Crowley. Source: www.saatchiart.com.