Peerless lineage

Parody. "And lo, as they quaffed their cup of joy, a godlike messenger came swiftly in, radiant as the eye of heaven, a comely youth and behind him there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred scrolls of law and with him his lady wife a dame of peerless lineage, fairest of her race": this sentence uses language suggestive of the aristocratic nobility of Georgian culture to say simply that Alf Bergan walked into the bar while Dennis and Josie Breen passed by it. The inappropriateness of the elegant words constitutes one joke. The word "peerless" supplies another.

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Joshua Reynolds's 1774 oil on canvas portrait of the 2nd Duke of Leinster. Source: Wikimedia Commons.


Uniform of the Peers of the Realm, 1860 watercolor by Portuguese artist Manuel Maria Bordalo Pinheiro. Source: Wikimedia Commons.